Saturday, July 19, 2008

this is war!

OK, I've had it with the squirrel. The office didn't put out a trap and the lady is back feeding it.

So the dirty rat came back with his friends.

I turned the hose on him and gave notice in case I'm reported for animal cruelty. It wasn't cruel though. Turns out the rat seemed to like the shower. I swear he smirked at me.

I thought I would be in trouble, but the secretary said,

"Put out some poison," laughing as if to suggest that she didn't really mean it.

I'm sure she did, though, and probably even hoped I took her seriously.

But I would never poison a squirrel even if it is an intriguing idea.

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